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23 Times Tom Brady Looked Like a Complete Idiot

by: Esteban On  Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Tags:  Football   Funny   Gisele Bundchen   NFL   Tom Brady  

tom brady looking like an idiot

I don’t hate Tom Brady. A lot of people do, and that’s fine, but I don’t. Not even in a fun, sports-hate kind of way. I actually like watching him play, and despite the fact that I do hate Bill Belichick, I even secretly root for the Patriots to win sometimes.

However, despite my respect for Brady, like all people who are ridiculously good-looking, filthy rich, wildly successful, and married to a supermodel, there is also an insecure part of me that likes to see him fail—whether it’s on the field (LOL Super Bowl XLVI) or off it. And I’m not the only one.

So because of this—and also because I really enjoy trolling Boston sports fans—today I’m bringing you this list of 23 times Tom Brady looked like a god**mn idiot. I may get a nasty email from Gisele for this, but…actually, that would be awesome.

Anyway, enjoy…


23. Nice Ponytail

23 tom brady ponytail

Ponytails can be masculine, but…actually, you know what? I don’t think they can. I just Googled “Clay Matthews ponytail” thinking he of all people would look pretty manly with his hair pulled back. But nope, still looks like a big beefy girl on steroids.

Sorry guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.


22. Woof Woof

22 tom brady barking with dog


Oh Tom, come on now. We just saw you with your hair in a ponytail.


21. What?

21 tom brady weirdo

I’m assuming Tom is just goofing around with his teammates here, but it looks like he’s having some sort of medical episode.


20. The Fedora

20 tom brady 2011 kentucky derby hat

Look, I know it’s the Kentucky Derby, where everybody dresses like a cross between Tom Wolf and a Colombian drug lord. But I don’t have to like it. Fedoras look cool on some people (like Usher, or Justin Timberlake), but Brady  isn’t one of them.


19. Shaggy

19 tom brady messy hair

What is this, a 1970s shampoo commercial? Get a haircut, hippie.


18. Pretend Crying


I don’t care if this is just a photo of Brady joking around with teammates at a practice, or if I make faces like this 20 times a day. He still looks stupid.


17. Real Crying

17 tom brady crying

This is what Tom will be doing when he gets done reading this list.

(Then he’ll get in his Maserati with his hot wife, light a cigar with a $100 bill, and move on with his life.)


16. Nice Hair

16 tom brady stupid hair

Dude, when you’re flipping through the style book at the salon, pick one of the men’s haircuts.


15. Greasy

15 tom brady slick hair

Remember that time Tom Brady used an entire tube of styling gel on his hair? That was the best.


14. Peace Out

14 tom brady peace sign

For a guy who has cameras pointed at him for 75% of his waking life, sometimes it seems like Tom Brady just does not know what to do with himself when he’s on TV.


13. Rob Ryan Hair

13 tom brady with rob ryan hair

Wait, where have I seen this before? Oh, right.


12. The Fauxhawk

12 tom brady ridiculous fauxhawk

Remember that other time Brady used an entire tube of styling gel to give himself an epic fauxhawk? That was also the best.


11. Left Hangin'

11 tom brady left hanging

Left hangin’ by a 5’11″ wide receiver with 1,628 yards in five seasons who played college ball at Kent State? Damn that’s a burn.


10. Finally Got that High Five...

10 tom brady high five

Unfortunately, Brady looked less like an idiot when he got left hanging. He looks like he just learned what a high five is and is still not sure about his mechanics.


9. Just Chillin on My Scooter

9 tom brady coat razor scooter

You’re certainly not going to mistake him for a member of the Hell’s Angels, are you?


8. The Office Christmas Party

8 tom brady stupid hat

You know, Tom, most of us just get wasted and hit on the interns. We don’t play weird games that involve top hats and marshmallows.


7. The Cowardly Lion

7 tom brady lion costume

In fairness, if my wife was Gisele and she said she was going to dress up as a sexy Dorothy for Halloween and she wanted me to the the cowardly lion, I’d probably do it, too.


6. Nice Hair Band

6 Tom Brady head band (spring 2011) - tom brady looking like an idiot

You sure using this hairband to keep by long flowing locks out of my face doesn’t make me look like a woman?


5. Pro Bowl Perv

5 tom brady checking out girl

Yep, that just happened. Tom Brady is officially your 52-year-old uncle who never got married and makes inappropriate jokes in the presence of your female cousins.


4. Water Slide!

4 tom brady water slide

In fairness, he had just painted his nails.


3. Golf Face

3 tom brady stupid golf face

All that’s missing is a tutu and a Hawaiian shirt and he’d look just like Ace Ventura.


2. True Belieber

2 tom brady bieber haircut

The greatest moment in the history of Tom Brady’s hair? That would be the time he sat courtside at the NBA Finals in Boston sporting Justin Bieber hair.

I mean, Jesus, even Bieber made fun of him for having Bieber hair.


1. Dancing Queen

1 tom brady dancing

…And Tom and Gisele never went to Carnival in Brazil ever again.

The End.