Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is Looking For a Leafs Jersey That Fits Him Properly (Photo)

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There are a wide range of problems that come with being a staffer for Toronto’s lovable mayor, Rob Ford.  Among them are covering up his crack-smoking addiction, avoiding questions regarding his crack-smoking addiction, and arranging therapy sessions for his crack-smoking addiction.

And when you aren’t doing any of those, you’re probably busy trying to find him a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey that will properly fit his over-sized body.

That’s the dilemma that this one staffer was faced with:

I wonder how Catherine’s going to tell poor Isaac that there isn’t enough material in the world to make Mayor Ford a Leafs jersey that will fit him properly.

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