We here at Total Pro Sports are committed to covering Super Bowl XLVIII from every possible angle. Of course, by “every possible angle” we mean “anything angle having to do with attractive women,” and by “covering” we mean “so long as we don’t have to leave the couch.” But still, we’re committed. So last week we brought you the Super Bowl WAGs, and this week we’re tackling the cheerleaders. Because hey, somebody’s got to, and the “real” media too busy asking players about flatulence, strippers, and Justin Bieber at media day to bring you the stories you really need.
In any case, as you may recall it was the Broncos who won the WAG Bowl. Will the Seahawks strike back and take the Cheer Bowl?
There’s only one way to find out…
Christian is a Sea Gals rookie with 15 years of dance experience currently studying business at the University of Washington. I'd say something like, "cheering for the Seahawks is a great way to pay for college," but it turns out NFL cheerleaders get paid like $5 an hour, plus a few bonuses for making promotional appearances. So I really doubt this is helping Christian pay her tuition.
15. Christian (Seattle)
Candace here doesn't have to worry about making tuition payments anymore. She's already got a degree from the University of Dayton, and when she's not shaking her pom poms at Mile High stadium she's a surgical sales rep who hangs out in operating rooms and provides into on various products during surgical procedures.
14. Candace (Denver)
I know nothing about dance, so I have no idea whether Cassie here has good form or not. Looks impressive to me, though. And based on the fact that she has a degree in Theater with an emphasis on dance, I'd say she's probably doing it right.
13. Cassie (Seattle)
Kisato's profile on the DBC's website doesn't fully explain how the Japan native wound up in Denver cheering for the Broncos, but based on her stated career goal—to be a professional dancer and choreographer—I'd say it's a safe bet she went there to make that happen.
Of course, the best thing about her profile is that she doesn't try to pretend like she cares or knows anything about football. Kistao lists Ichiro as her favorite athlete and going to Rockies games as her favorite thing to do in Denver.
12. Kisato (Denver)
Stephanie here was a Poli Sci major at the University of Washington and she now works as an event coordinator. She's been with the Sea Gals for four years now and...well, that's where I stopped reading her bio because it got way too long. She's super hot, though, right?
11. Stephanie (Seattle)
Heather is a special education teacher, which actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. After all, both jobs require someone who is always upbeat, positive, and optimistic. Also, even when things really suck, you have to pretend nothing's wrong.
That being said, it can't be easy teaching children with special needs all day and then going to a three-hour rehearsal at night.
10. Heather (Denver)
If Kelsey here strikes you as being particularly toned, there's a reason for that. She has a degree in sports and exercise science from Seattle University and is actually a personal trainer in Kirkland, Washington, by day. So if you live in the area and you're looking to get fit, head on over to X Gym and inquire about her services.
9. Kelsey (Seattle)
Ashley here says the best thing about being a DBC is making a difference in the lives of youth and "being a role model for the girls in our all-star program," which is kind of ironic given the way the Bronco's cheerleaders are excessively and needlessly photoshopped.
Seriously, this photo isn't too bad, but check out Ashley's profile.
Denver Broncos people, if you're reading this: take it easy with the digital airbrush. Ashley does not need any help looking hot, okay?
8. Ashley (Denver)
Despite the fact that her parents named her after a water filtration system, Britta had a lot going for her. She's extremely attractive, she has a good marketing job that she got with her BA in business administration, and she speaks Norwegian. Talk about total package.
7. Brita (Seattle)
This incredibly gorgeous DBC rookie is a full-time student at the University of Colorado Boulder. She says her most memorable experience was the time she went on a mission trip to Africa and led a "vacation Bible school at an orphanage," which is sweet but also a little confusing. I mean, how can you be on vacation and at school? That's crazy.
6. Brittany (Denver)
Does Geraldine look familiar to you? Perhaps it's because she also cracked our list of the hottest NFL cheerleaders of 2013.
5. Geraldine (Seattle)
Now here's a woman who has her hands full. In addition to managing the demanding schedule of an NFL cheerleader, Eboni also teaches preschool, coaches track, goes to school, and takes care of her son.
How is that even possible?
4. Eboni (Denver)
Seriously, cheerleaders just do not get much hotter than Zoë here, do they?
Here's a bizarre fact, though. According to her video profile, Zoë has an extra vertebra in her back. (Actually, said "vertebrae," which is plural. But she's a communications major, not pre-med, so we'll cut her some slack.)
3. Zoë (Seattle)
Yes, there actually are two Tonis on the Denver Broncos Cheerleaders. There is Toni G., and there is Toni D. And while I don't want to take anything away from Toni G., who is totally hot, Toni D. is where it's at. She is absolutely one of the hottest cheerleaders in the NFL today.
That being said, Toni D. is not the hottest cheerleader you'll see at Super Bowl XLVIII on Sunday. That honor belongs to...
2. Toni D. (Denver)
Behold Natalie of the Seattle Sea Gals. The official team glamor shots and excessive game-day makeup actually make her look a little weird. But as you can see here, when she is rocking a more natural look...well, I mean, holy %#[email protected]
Interestingly, Natalie is in her fourth season with the Sea Gals, but just her first after a three-year hiatus. She originally auditioned and joined the team in 2007 and cheered through the 2009 season. Then she took a three-year break and became an esthetician/lash extension technician/makeup artist (her description) before rejoining the squad in 2013.
Aren't you glad she's back?
1. Natalie (Seattle)
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