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Middle School Basketball Player Tries to Poison Visiting Team with Bleach
How’s this for disturbing? Apparently a middle school basketball player in Gaffney, South Carolina, has been “disciplined” by his school district after spiking an opposing team’s Gatorade with bleach.
Oh, don’t worry. It was only a capful of bleach dumped into an entire jug, so nobody had to go to the hospital. The only symptoms anyone from either Gaffney or the visiting Granard Middle School experienced were burning lips and upset stomachs, so no one even suspected anything was wrong until the dipsh*t who did it texted some friends and bragged about it. After that, someone came forward and turned the kid and his accomplices in, at which point he admitted to school officials what he had done.
His excuse? Well, I don’t know what that was, but supposedly he insisted he didn’t mean to hurt anyone. So you know, he’s not a sociopath or anything. He’s just a f*cking moron.
And no, we don’t know what “discipline” the kid received. But let’s hope it included a mandatory psychiatric evaluation, just to be on the safe side.
Hat Tip – [Fox Sports]