We’ve already given you our take on the hottest individual female athletes at the 2014 Winter Olympics. However, everyone knows the Olympics aren’t just about individual achievement. They’re also about teamwork and representing your country. So it’s only fitting that we also rank the hottest countries at the Sochi Games.
Our methodology? Oh, it’s very scientific. First we used advanced logarithms and face recognition software to determine the three most attractive athletes from each country. Then we assigned each athlete a numerical score based on the central limit theorem and averaged these scores together. Finally, we weighted each country according to latitude, longitude, and population density to arrive at their final score.*
The results? They are guaranteed accurate to within 1.9%. So let’s take a look, shall we?
*Obviously we did none of this, as it is complete nonsense. This list is purely subjective.