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31 Best Shaq GIFs in the History of Shaq GIFs

by: Esteban On  Friday, March 7, 2014
Tags:  Funny   Gifs   NBA   Nba On Tnt   Shaq   Shaquille Oneal  

Shaq GIFs (Shaquille O'Neal GIFs)

I don’t know if Shaquille Rashaun O’Neal has ever taught me a single thing about the game of basketball in his role as “studio analyst” for NBA on TNT, and I do not care. Shaq was not hired for his insightful observations or his ability to break down a team’s dribble drive motion offense. He was hired to be goofy, and that’s exactly what he does better than anyone else in sports broadcasting.

Today, as a tribute to the greatest 7’1″ 350-pound rapper the world has ever known, I present to you the 31 best Shaq GIFs you will ever see…at least until the next time he does something insane. 

Please, enjoy.


31. Singing Shaq

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Be careful. If you look at this for too long you will get hypnotized.


30. Motion Capture Shaq

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Everyone thinks Andy Serkis provided the motion-capture for Gollum in The Lord of the Rings, but it was actually the Big Aristotle.


29. Bird Hands Shaq

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I have no idea how or when this whole “birdman” dance thing started, but the guy does it pretty much every week.


28. Bird Hands Shaq, with Birdman

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At least here it makes sense, since that is Chris “Birdman” Andersen.


27. Ladies Man Shaq

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How could any woman on earth resist that?


26. Dancing Shaq

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How fun would it be to hit the clubs with this guy?


25. Angry Shaq

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How many regular-sized humans does it take to hold back one Shaquille O’Neal? I’m going to say at least four.


24. Marching Band Shaq

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Obviously, not much has changed over the years. Shaq and Sir Charles still get along famously.


23. Commando Shaq

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Later in his career Shaq probably played a little too much Call of Duty.


22. Underbite Shaq

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Just Shaq and Ernie Johnson, hanging out like bros.


21. Drummer Shaq

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Maybe some day Shaq can fill as the drummer for The Roots?


20. Facepalm Shaq

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This is Shaq when somebody finally explained to him that the little kind in Sixth Sense was actually dead the whole time.


19. Piggy Back Shaq

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Shaq’s (former? current?) girlfriend Nicole Alexander may be one quarter of his size, but damn is she strong.


18. Power Wheels Shaq

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This is also what it would look like if Shaq bought a Smart Car.


17. Ginger-Kissing Shaq

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Obviously, Shaquille O’Neal and Conan O’Brien have a very special bond.


16. Laughing Shaq

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I don’t know what the question was, but it must have been a good one.


15. Smoke Shaq

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Yes, it’s funny, but smoking is bad for you kids.


14. Angler Shaq

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Okay, screw going to the clubs. I want to go fishing with Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley.


13. Groping Shaq

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Only 20 or 30 men in the world can say they’ve had their nipples caressed by one of the greatest centers to ever play the game of basketball.


12. Barkley Suit Shaq

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Remember the time Shaq borrowed the suit Morgan Freeman wore to play God in Bruce Almight? That was awesome.


11. Young Dancing Shaq

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Until now I never realized how much the young, 19-year-old Shaq looked like Donald Faison.


10. Chicken-Eatin' Shaq

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Fun fact: Shaq eats a four whole chickens during every commercial break.


9. Barkley Piñata-Eating Shaq

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Yep, that’s a Charles Barkley piñata Big Aristotle is going to town on. That’s not weird, right?


8. Dancing Sweater Vest Shaq

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Dancing like Carlton on Fresh Prince? Well, he is wearing a sweater vest, so…


7. Pitchman Shaq

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Shaq loves this lotion.


6. Belly Dancing Shaq

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Is she pointing out his tattoos, or just gently caressing his tummy, like some kind of giant 350-pound hairless cat?


5. WTF Shaq

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See, here’s Shaq day dreaming about all the chicken he’s going to eat as soon as the segment is over.


4. Kazaam Shaq

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Remember Kazaam? It was probably the greatest movie about a seven-foot genie of all-time.


3. Deodorant-Loving Shaq

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Oooo gurl Shaq is ready to get down.


2. Hall of Fame Shaq

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But seriously folks, let’s not forget that Shaq was also freakishly good at basketball.


1. Dunking Shaq

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Seriously, this guy could move.