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Check Out the Golden State Warriors Fat Guy Acrobat (Video)
Apparently Golden State Warriors fans were sick and tired of watching incredibly fit physical specimens perform acrobatic tricks and stunts during breaks in the action at Oracle Arena in Oakland. So the team went out and got a fat guy acrobat instead.
Where do you find a fat guy acrobat? I don’t know. McDonalds? This is America. It can’t be that hard. Our kids are fat. Our dogs are fat. And yes, our sports bloggers are fat. Why wouldn’t there be fat acrobats?
In any case, Golden State’s fat acrobat was in action last night, showing off his fat acrobat skills during Game 6 between the Clippers and Warriors. The guy gets going—obviously he performs shirtless, otherwise what’s the point—and you think there’s no way this is going to end well. Then, before you know it, he’s sailing gracefully through the air with complete disregard for the laws of physics.
Check him out:
Well done, fat guy acrobat. Well done.