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There’s not a whole lot to say here, but let’s try to foster a dialogue.
If you think that being a successful athlete, forced to live under the scrutiny of both fans and media in the Internet age, would keep a person from dancing like some sort of black tie-adorned funky robot, then you obviously haven’t met Atlanta Braves first basemen Freddie Freeman.
I don’t know what you call whatever it is that he’s doing at this wedding, but it needs a name. Something as colorful, evocative, and delightful as the dance itself. And not something trite and lame like “Freeman-ing.’ Something like “The Human Assembly Line.”
Only better than that.
Maybe he’s been dancing like this since February, when he got a $135 million contract extension.
Lord knows I would.