Grown Man in Fancy Suit Wrestled Sweaty Towel Away from Kid at French Open (Video)
Look, grown man in a fancy suit with primo seats at the French Open. I get it. We’re all huge Svetlana Kuznetsova fans. She’s like our fifth favorite Russian female tennis player after Maria Sharapova, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Dimentieva, and Vera Zvonareva.
Still, you need to chill the f*ck out about that sweaty towel. It’s not a shirt, or a ball, or a racket, or even a wrist band. It’s a sweaty motherf*cking towel.
No, you didn’t wrestle it away from a 10-year-old girl. That’s true. It was a teenage boy, and he came down to the front just to poach some swag, just like you. So he’s fair game. But you’re the adult, dude, so you still come off looking like a total jackass. FYI.
Here’s a rule of thumb: if the adolescent ball boy looks at you like you’re a total embarrassment, you’d doing it wrong.
Seriously, did you see the look on the kid’s face in the photo above? He is way not impressed. And who could blame him?
Hat Tip – [For the Win]