Finally, the 2014 FIFA World Cup is here! For the next month the greatest soccer players in the world (well, most of them) will gather in Brazil to compete for the game’s ultimate prize, and joining them, of course, will be hundreds of thousands of rabid fans.
Who will win? No idea. Who has the hottest fans? Now that I can speak to.
In the list that follows, you’ll find all 32 teams taking part in the 2014 World Cup ranked according to the hotness of their fans. My methods? Oh, they’re very scientific, and you probably wouldn’t even understand all the statistical jargon, so I’m not even going to bother explaining it. Just trust me—they’re legit.
Ready to see what each country brings to the table? Then let’s get to it.