You can have neon shoes on your feet, diamond studs in your ears, and cute little short shorts covering your massive quads. But everyone knows you’re not a real soccer player until you have an epic hairdo. Baseball dominates facial hair, and hockey monopolizes the mullet. When it comes to all-around coiffeured excellence, however, nobody can hold a candle to soccer.
Today, with the 2014 FIFA World Cup in full swing, we’re going to take you on a little tour of the greatest hair in the history of the world’s favorite sporting event. If you think you can handle the awesomeness, then click on that arrow and we’ll get started.