Raul Ibanez Hit a Foul Ball That Just Flat-Out Disappeared (Video)

Foul Ball Raul Ibanez

I haven’t heard anything about Cleveland being a portal to another dimension, but in light of the fact that no one at Progressive Field was able to find Raul Ibanez‘ foul ball, I propose this theory:

CLEVELAND IS A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!

After Ibanez socked a foul ball to an unoccupied section of the Indians’ ballpark, one fan went scurrying for it. Then another. Then another. Until about a dozen were on the hunt…

…and it never turned up.

Why? It’s perhaps due to the fact that Cleveland Indians fans suck at looking for things, or maybe it disappeared entirely from this plane of existence because:

CLEVELAND IS A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!

There’s other evidence to support this. The talk show belonging to Arsenio Hall, a Cleveland native, recently disappeared. And the Browns have gone through a number of starting quarterbacks that seem to have fallen off the face of the earth.

Let’s wait to see if maybe it can make Johnny Manziel disappear, then we’ll try to fix it.

 

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