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England is Pretty Much Toast in the World Cup Thanks to Two Luis Suarez Goals for Uruguay (Videos)

by: Penn Collins On  Thursday, June 19, 2014
Tags:  Brazil   England   Uruguay   World Cup 2014  

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England fans have had a rough go of it in World Cup play for the past few, well, generations. And their luck didn’t change in 2014, thanks to two goals by everyone’s favorite Uruguayan racist and arm biterLuis Suarez.

Suarez scored two goals in today’s match, which is as many as England had scored in its opening loss to Italy AND this game. This leaves England on the “brink” of elimination. I have to use quotes there, because, as always in soccer, weird stuff could happen and England could advance. But it’s very, very unlikely that the Three Lions will be around Brazil much longer, unless it’s to hang out at the beaches or visit that giant Jesus.

Here is Suarez’ first goal:

..and his second:

…and here’s what every person in England looks like right now:

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