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SHE LOVES AMERICA, THAT’S WHY SHE’S WEARING THAT. GOD!
Lucy Li doesn’t need to drape herself in a million U.S. flags to get attention after shooting a 78 at the U.S. Women’s Open in Pinehurst. But still, dressing like an anthropomorphic Fourth of July parade will get people talking, even if you suck. So it can’t hurt.
I know I mentioned it in the headline, but it bears repeating:
She’s 11 years old. She was born in 2003. You are old. I am old. Everyone on the planet is old except for Lucy Li. Even 10 year-olds are old compared to her. I don’t know why. They just are.
Take a look at Lucy Li here in this Tweeted photo:
— Will Gray (@WillGrayGC) June 19, 2014
Chill as shit with a popsicle and sick score after 18. I bet Earl Woods never gave Tiger a popsicle when he did well as a kid. And we all know what happened to Tiger. He slept with every Outback Steakhouse hostess in Florida then completely disappeared.
I think we all hope for much better things for Lucy. But I won’t lie. If that is her fate, it will make for some VERY interesting articles.