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11-Year-Old Lucy Li Hits 78 at Women’s US Open Dressed Like Uncle Sam (Pics)

by: Penn Collins On  Friday, June 20, 2014

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SHE LOVES AMERICA, THAT’S WHY SHE’S WEARING THAT. GOD!

Lucy Li doesn’t need to drape herself in a million U.S. flags to get attention after shooting a 78 at the U.S. Women’s Open in Pinehurst. But still, dressing like an anthropomorphic Fourth of July parade will get people talking, even if you suck.  So it can’t hurt.

I know I mentioned it in the headline, but it bears repeating:

She’s 11 years old. She was born in 2003. You are old. I am old. Everyone on the planet is old except for Lucy Li. Even 10 year-olds are old compared to her. I don’t know why. They just are.

Take a look at Lucy Li here in this Tweeted photo:

Chill as shit with a popsicle and sick score after 18. I bet Earl Woods never gave Tiger a popsicle when he did well as a kid. And we all know what happened to Tiger. He slept with every Outback Steakhouse hostess in Florida then completely disappeared.

I think we all hope for much better things for Lucy.  But I won’t lie.  If that is her fate, it will make for some VERY interesting articles.

 

 



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