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by: Penn Collins On  Monday, June 23, 2014

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WHO HERE LIKES ASS?

All of you. Good.

WHO HERE LIKES OFFICIAL WORLD CUP STICKERS FEATURING PARTICIPATING PLAYERS?

Hmmm. Significantly less hands went up there.

BUT, for those of you who fall in the overlapping part of those two Venn Diagram circles, this is your Woodstock.

Some chick in Brazil decided to cover her body in soccer stickers, then dance around. Because it’s Brazil, and if someone didn’t do that, the universe would implode. It looks like the mascot, that hornball Fuleco, isn’t the only one getting dirty down south.

Here’s the video. It’s brief but it gets the point across. That point is “thong girl dancing while covered in stickers.” It’s also hilariously free of context. Why is this happening? It doesn’t matter. It’s happening. There is no “Why?”

I can’t make out the players, but I’m dying to know if there was any rhyme or reason to their placement. Can anyone help? In the meantime…

Ass. Stickers. Soccer…

LIFE.

 




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