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Neymar Scores Two Goals as Brazil Beats Cameroon at World Cup, Finish First in Group A (Videos)

by: Penn Collins On  Monday, June 23, 2014
Tags:  Brazil   Cameroon   Neymar   Soccer   World Cup  

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In news that everyone probably presumed anyway, Brazil handed a gentle beating to Cameroon at the World Cup today, as they find their way into the round of 16 now. The host team was buoyed by two Neymar goals, both of which came during the first half of play.

Here’s Neymar getting Brazil on the board 17 minutes in:

And here he is 34 minutes in. Just Neymar being Neymar:

Wow. That last one was pretty sharp, even by Neymar’s standards. Those frosted tips must give him special agility.

So Cameroon, predictably, was unable to dethrone the kings. As such, they will go home with an interesting story about how their final undoing was at the hands of a little boy with bleached hair.

Brazil, on the other hand, will take a few breaths after this warm-up round, and focus squarely on getting to the final game.