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Hulk Hogan, Official Mascot of the USMNT, Personally Guarantees USA Win Over Germany (Video + GIF)
I’m not sure how is happened, but over the course of the last 10 days, Hulk Hogan became the mascot of the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team.
Don’t get me wrong, I understand why it happened. The Hulkster is one of the greatest American’s of his generation, right up there with Ronald Reagan and Chuck Norris. I just don’t know whose idea it was to use his likeness to inspire the nation during the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
But it happened. Right after USA beat Ghana, images like this started popping up online:
And then images like this:
Now the Hulkster is officially Mr. USA Soccer:
And he’s got a message for you, for the USMNT, and for Germany:
Sweet Jesus, that is amazing. There’s no way USA will lose now, right? Right?