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President Obama Watched the USA vs. Germany World Cup Match Aboard Air Force One (Picture)
Being President of the United States is a pretty sweet gig. I bet you get free screeners for all the best movies, you get your own plane that’s named after a pair of Nikes, and in that plane you get a boardroom that is really just a pretense for getting a TV and comfy chairs on board.
Making the most of his situation, President Obama watched the U.S. team lose 1-0 to Germany, yet still advance to the round of 16 of the World Cup.
In case you’re incredulous, here’s a Tweeted photo from a journalist:
— Doug Mills (@dougmillsnyt) June 26, 2014
The only thing that would make me think this is fake is that Obama doesn’t have a beverage in front of him. I mean, I don’t expect him to be drinking a yard of beer or a daquiri, but how does the President of the United States not have a bottle of water or cold-brew coffee in front of him at all times? It’s bizarre.
When I run for president (not in 2016, but prob 2020), I will get elected on the platform “A Nalgene bottle for every American.” Because I will be the environmentally conscious candidate.