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If you could choose anybody in the world to narrate your life, who would it be? James Earl Jones? Maybe Morgan Freeman?
For me it would be legendary Dodgers announcer Vin Scully. It’s not just that he has a great voice, either, although he certainly does. It’s that he has an unbelievable knack for cadence and rhythm that turns life into poetry.
Of course, last week we got to hear Scully call the no-hitter thrown by Dodgers lefty Clayton Kershaw, and it was really fantastic. However, Scully is just as good with the mundane as he is with the sublime. And there is no better example of this than the anecdote he told last night about St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Matheny.
I certainly don’t want to give too much away, but let’s just say bird poop factors pretty heavily into the story. Have a listen:
See what I mean? If you told the story it would be gross. When Vin tells the story it’s delightful.
Take notes, wannabe baseball announcers. That’s how you do it.