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John Daly Is Wearing Spongebob Squarepants Pants at the British Open, Because John Daly (Pics)
If I learned anything from that episode of The Simpsons where a gypsy shows Lisa her future and she marries that guy Hugh, and Homer gives him his family’s pig cufflinks to wear but he refuses and Lisa breaks off the wedding, it’s that British people are stodgy old coots obsessed with decorum and tradition.
That being the case, every monocle-wearing Brit must have spit out their tea and choked on their crumpets today when they saw what John Daly was wearing during his practice round ahead of the 143rd British Open at Royal Liverpool. Because John Daly, the Joe the Plumber of pro golf, was wearing motherf*cking Spongebob Squarepants pants.
Let me repeat: Spongebob Squarepants pants. And pink shoes. Because why the hell not?
Take a look:
Unfortunately, I doubt John Daly will be selling John Daly merch out of his RV in a Hooters parking lot this weekend. There’s only one Hooters in the UK, and it’s in Nottingham, which is like a two-and-a-half-hour drive away.
Hat Tip – [For the Win]