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Japanese MMA Fighter’s Victory Face Will Haunt Your Nightmares (GIF)

by: Penn Collins On  Thursday, July 17, 2014
Tags:  Gif   MMA  

Screen Shot 2014-07-17 at 10.21.11 AMAs if self-preservation wasn’t a strong enough reason to try to win an MMA fight, there’s another reason. Namely, to preserve one’s sanity by avoiding this MMA fighter’s “victory” face. I’m guessing that this face is far worse than the knockout punch or kick that preceded it.

This grim visage belong’s to Japanese MMA fighter Takuya Eizumi, who offered up the stare after beating Yusei Shimokawa in a unanimous decision. So disregard all that “knockout” talk above. This face came after a DECISION. That’s far creepier. 

Here’s a non-exhaustive list of other times I’m willing to be Mr. Eizumi makes this face:

  • When he finds his car keys
  • When the consensus at the table is to split the tab, even though he got a dessert and a second Cape Cod
  • When he finds out that Shark Week is next month
  • When he wishes to send people, young and old, to therapy for the rest of their lives so they un-burn this image from their retinas

On that note, here’s the GIF. God help us all:

You have a great day, now, ok?

 




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