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Fancy Boy Marshawn Lynch Parks His Lamborghini Using Velvet Ropes (Pic)

by: Penn Collins On  Tuesday, July 22, 2014

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This is a funny picture for a lot of reasons, which we’ll get to in a second. But first, by way of some background, a gentleman with a Twitter account and a window in the Bay Area looked upon the street to find Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch‘s white Lamborghini parked on a very damaged street. Nothing too weird about that.

However, the car was surrounded (protected?) by two velvet ropes. Why? Who knows?

A few thoughts on why this is so funny:

  • Velvet ropes are notoriously bad at preventing vehicles from running into your car.
  • The juxtaposition of the car, the ropes, and shitty, shitty-looking street is awesome.
  • Does he carry the ropes with him in the car? Or does another car follow him with ropes and such, like in the Tour de France?
  • Maybe just park your car somewhere else, Marshawn?
  • Is no one tempted to steal Marshawn Lynch’s velvet ropes? Because I am.
  • I think I see a few cracks in his security system. Like, 90% of it is open.
  • The ropes are encroaching the far right lane of traffic. That can’t be legal. Even for NFL players.

 

 



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