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Blink and You’ll Miss This 3-Second MMA Knockout. The Guy on the Receiving End Sure Did.

by: Penn Collins On  Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Tags:  Knockout  

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Quick MMA knockouts are the best. The YouTube videos are only like eight seconds long, and they cut out all the filler, and cut right to the good stuff.

That makes them a little tricky to write about, though, because what the hell am I going to describe in a three-second MMA match?

“Uh, both guys surely look ready to fight. I’m guessing we’re gonna be in for one hel- Oops. Fight’s over.”

Instead, all I can do is offer up this video:

And then we can discuss the significance of the knocked-out guy’s Christ-like pose on the floor. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

It does appear that this match was held in an Elk’s Lodge or elementary school gymnasium, which is pretty funny. If I was in attendance, I would have demanded my $1.75 back. I PAID FOR A FIGHT, DAMMIT!