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Munenori Kawasaki Learns a Hug From David Ortiz Is a Very Big Hug, Indeed (GIF)
In the world of baseball personality traits, David Ortiz‘s known propensity for hugs is pretty far removed from those of John Rocker and Jose Canseco. Ortiz is a hugging machine on the warpath. He cannot be stopped or reasoned with. He likes the hunt of the hug like a lion likes zebras.
This week, on Big Papi’s hitlist was Toronto’s Munenori Kawasaki. Avert your eyes. It was a real bloodbath:
I’m sorry you had to see that. If Ortiz ever takes a leave from the MLB, he can always become the world’s richest man by opening a “Cash 4 Hugz” kiosk at the mall. That way, he can be in the same building as former coworker Pedro Martinez, who is in a managerial training program at the Manchu Wok in the food court.
Hat Tip – [Cut4]