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by: Penn Collins On  Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Tags:  Dicks   NIKE   Running   San Francisco  

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Based on that headline alone, I’d like everyone to give a round of applause to Claire Wyckoff, an avid runner who uses the Nike+ technology to track her dick-shaped runs through the Golden Gate city. Before Claire, we didn’t even know this was a thing you could do, though one time I missed an exit on the highway, and the recalculated route involved two circular on/off ramps that looked EXACTLY like a dick. 

But this isn’t about me. This is about Claire.

Here’s an awesome pic from Claire’s Instagram:

Claire doesn’t just draw dicks with her runs, though those are by far the most interesting. She also draws middle fingers (slightly less interesting) and Space Invaders (SNOOZE. BRING BACK THE DICKS!).

Claire’s anthology of dick-shaped journeys can be found here. Let her know how much you appreciate her work, then get out there and jog out a dick with your own two feet!

Hat Tip – [Jezebel]