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This Jameis Winston Seinfeld Parody GIF Is Pretty Much the Best Thing You Will See on the Internet Today
It’s been a pretty interesting offseason for Florida State Seminoles quarterback Jameis Winston.
First the Heisman Trophy winner got into a bench-clearing brawl while playing with the Seminoles baseball team. Then he got arrested for shoplifting crab legs from a grocery store. Then we got to hear an audio recording of the 911 call placed when he allegedly stole soda in those tiny little ketchup containers at a Florida Burger King.
Obviously, Winston will be looking to grow up a bit more this year and put all that stuff behind him. It’s pretty embarrassing, and any more incidents like these could jeopardize his standing on the 2015 NFL Draft board and cost him millions.
However, that doesn’t mean we, the fans, have to put it behind us. And with that, I present to you this ridiculously awesome GIF. It’s a parody of the Seinfeld episode in which Jerry and the gang go to a friend’s beach house for the weekend and Kramer—you remember now?—steals a bunch of lobsters.
Winston, obviously, is Kramer. And legendary FSU ballman Red Lightning is George.
Take a look:
Thank you, internet. I love you.