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Ice. Bucket. Challenge. You’ve probably read the words so many times they’ve lost all meaning. We feel you. We empathize. We acknowledge our part in perpetuating this thing to ridiculous lengths. Even if it’s for a good cause, we understand if you’ve had enough. So we’re just going to ask you to indulge us one more time, then we’ll never post another Ice Bucket Challenge video again.*
Thanks for trusting us. We owe you one.
We’ve got Michael Jordan doing it this time. And it’s pretty much the exact same thing as the other ones, but it’s got Michael Jordan in it.
A couple remarks:
- He’s wearing a shirt with his own silhouette on it. What does your shirt have on it? Probably a No Fear logo and Mountain Dew: Code Red stains.
- Although the bucket is orange, he didn’t use a Gatorade cooler for the ice bucket. The king’s product placement game is slipping.
- He’s got a golf cart in his garage and seemingly nothing else. Pimp as shit.
- Michael Jordan may be the greatest basketball player of all time, but he sucks when it comes to putting his phone in landscape mode for a video.
Stay dry out there, folks.
*This is a lie.