In Texas Johnny Manziel is considered God’s gift to football, and in his own head he is considered God’s gift to himself. And for those reasons, on the internet Johnny Manziel is God’s gift to sports bloggers.
Can’t find something to write about? See what Johnny F. Manziel is up to. Maybe he went to a pool party in Vegas this weekend. Maybe he went clubbing in Houston and tried calling somebody on his money phone. Maybe he went to a sporting event with that one hot chick…or that other hot chick. Point is, the guy is always up to something interesting, and he makes my job a lot easier.
Today? Today we have this list of Johnny Football GIFs which basically wrote itself. (Shh, don’t tell my editor.) On the one hand, I’m kind of disappointed it took us this long to put one together. On the other hand I’m glad it did, because the last few weeks have produced some pretty good ones.
In any case, wherever you fall on the Johnny Football love-hate spectrum, you’ll probably enjoy this list. So check it out.
Manziel as a horny dog? Yep, that sounds about right.
40. Scooby Manziel
I love making fun of Senor Football, but man can this kid play.
39. Turns on the Jets
The play is 105 yards, but that throw alone is 44 yards. Not bad.
38. 105 Yard Touchdown Pass
Pretty cool, but there's no way that's a regulation hoop. Just look at the next one...
37. Johnny Basketball
Now that's a regulation hoop. The 6'0" (okay, 5'11") Manziel doesn't come close to getting above the rim.
36. Johnny Layup Fail
Even the great Johnny Football gets sacked sometimes.
35. Johnny Gets Flattened
Manziel actually got off easy here by ducking at the last minute.
34. Johnny Gets Hit by a Truck
Hahahaha take that Bret Bielma!
33. Johnny Voodoo
With Johnny Manziel, as long as he's on his feet, there's always a chance.
32. Nice Recovery
I love how the refs were watching like hawks and threw the flag the instant he pointed at the scoreboard.
If you've ever wondered what it's like to hit da club with Johnny Football...well, here you go.
30. Making It Rain
The kid has moves, doesn't he? He juked that poor Ole Miss dude out of his shoes.
29. Johnny Juke
"Wait, you're going to do what to me?"
–Player on the Other Team
28. Johnny Jerkoff
Like Johnny Manziel, both Disney and Mickey Mouse are also all about the money.
27. Corrupting Disney
You have to look closely for this one, but it's there.