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Here’s What NFL Quarterbacks Would Look Like If They Were Bald (Gallery)
When you think about it, there really aren’t a whole lot of bald quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. Off the top of my head, I can only think of two—Terry Bradshaw and Matt Hasseleck. Meanwhile, I can think of a ton of quarterbacks—Tom Brady, Broadway Joe Namath, Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, Dan Marino—with awesome hair.
So what, do NFL teams discriminate against bald guys? Probably, sure. Everybody knows bald guys are inferior to men with luscious manes.*
That being said, it is funny to imagine what hair-headed NFL quarterbacks would look like as sad, pathetic bald men. And to that end, the geniuses over at Mandatory fired up the old Photoshop machines and had their way with another batch of gunslingers.
The results? They are exquisite. Take a look: