Paulina Gretzky Is Pregnant (Pic)
Professional golfer Dustin Johnson has had a rough couple of months. First he took a break from the PGA to deal with “personal challenges,” which means he got suspended after testing positive for cocaine on three separate occasions. Now comes the news that his finacé Paulina Gretzky is pregnant, so they’re going to have a baby out of wedlock! When it rains it…
Wait. This just in. Not the 1950s anymore. So this is good news. Hooray!
Seriously, though, Paulina Gretzky is pregnant. And that means Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player who ever lived (not named Bobby Orr) is going to be a grandfather.
No word yet on when this little youngster will make his or her debut on planet earth, but here’s the official Instagram announcement:
And here’s the caption that came along with it: “@djohnsonpga & i are so excited to finally share with you all our amazing news..we’re having a baby!!”
As you can see from that second exclamation point, Paulina is super excited. So that’s nice.
Now, please observe a moment of silence for the kinds of Instagram posts we won’t be seeing for a while…
[Writer sighs wistfully. A single tear rolls down his cheek. Sarah McLaughlin’s “I Will Remember You” begins to play on an old-fashioned record player.]
See you next year, sexy Paulina Gretzky bikini pics.
Hat Tip – [For the Win]