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Want Pharrell with His Dumb Hat in NBA 2K15? You Got It (Video)

by: Penn Collins On  Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Tags:  Hat   Nba 2k15   Pharrell  


Why is Pharrell appearing courtside in the upcoming NBA 2K15? I have no idea. I guess because people like Pharrell? Perhaps he makes them feel like a room without a roof? I don’t know. But I do know that it’s not really basketball-related. However, that’s never stopped crass cross-promotion before.

Soooooo, enjoy the “Happy” singer with his track jacket and Smokey the Bear hat, sitting courtside, probably blocking everyone’s view with that monstrosity of a lid.

If you thought Pharrell was just eye candy, oh no. He also speaks to your created player in My Career mode. Why? Because if you were famous, you would speak with Pharrell wouldn’t you? If you said no, you’re lying. You love Pharrell. Be honest with yourself.

Here’s the video of his cameo:

Jesus. Even the scripted exchange is super-awkward. You’d think that they could have tossed in like a sixteen-step handshake or something to jazz it up. Why don’t they just ask for each other’s autograph or a picture while they’re at it?