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by: Esteban On  Thursday, September 17, 2015

cowboys owner jerry jones receiving oral sex on south park

You can be sure every single NFL owner cringed when they heard about the South Park Season 18 premiere. Whether they are old-school types who see “Redskins” as a proud homage to Native Americans or new-school types who cringe at what many people consider a racial slur, the fact that the issue is getting so much attention is bad for business. And they’re all complicit in the NFL’s problems, which is why they were all featured on the show in one single shot.

That being said, only two of them got singled out. The first was Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington franchise. The second was Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

Snyder, of course, was depicted as a moron who doesn’t understand why people would be offended by the name “Redskins.” But Jones? Well, the show depicted a creepy, bug-eyed Jerry Jones receiving oral sex in the middle of his billion dollar football palace.

It was, of course, a reference to the recent photos and sexual assault allegations against Jones, so it was fair game. But damn.

You can always count on the folks at South Park to stir the pot, can’t you?