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by: Penn Collins On  Thursday, October 16, 2014
Tags:  Cavs   Lebeard James   LeBron James  

LeBeard James

Who is LeBeard James? He represents the competitive spirit inside all of us. A manifestation of masculinity, ambition, and most of all, redemption. That’s who LeBeard James is.

(Or he’s just some a**hole with courtside seats to a preseason NBA game.)

Anyone tuning into the Cavs-Pacers game to get a look at the retooled Cavs got that, and a little something else. They got LeBron James AND LeBeard James. How do you tell the difference? Well, one is the greatest NBA player in a generation, a 6’7″ Adonis of a man. The other, a white dude with a beard that looks like it was cobbled together from Pippi Longstocking dolls, and a LeBron James jersey with “LeBeard James” crudely assembled on the back.

Don’t get me wrong, though. I like LeBeard James! He’s hilarious. But I can still be critical of him.

Here’s the video:

We are all LeBron James. Or we are all witnesses. Or beardnesses. We’re all something. Whatever.