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This Peyton Manning Song Is Both Terrible and Terrific (Video)
Who would write a heavy metal parody Peyton Manning song? An NFL fan.
NFL fans don’t have the same self-awareness that other fans have. Or if they do, they choose to ignore it. And while I doubt that this Peyton Manning song is a sincere effort, it must have taken at least a few days to put together.
And man, is it bad. But in a very fun way.
It starts off as an audio collage of football sounds and Omahas, then it goes into the metal part. It’s pretty clearly drawing most of its inspiration from Van Halen’s “Panama,” which is a pretty bad song to begin with.
I told you it was bad. So bad there’s very little left to say.