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Adrian Peterson Costume Waves Goodbye to the Bounds of Good Taste (Pic)
Much like this season’s Ray Rice costumes are not only in poor taste, but wildly unfunny, we now get to say the same about an Adrian Peterson costume.
It does seem like a simple costume: just get an Adrian Peterson jersey (I’m guessing they’re priced to move these days), then get a switch, and a baby doll. Because he was arrested for beating his kid, get it? HILARIOUS!
Perhaps most appalling is how proud this goober seems to be about his costume. Yes, yes sir. Very clever. How’d you ever put two and two together to come up with this great idea of an Adrian Peterson costume?
We may take solace in the fact that, because it’s Halloween, one of the most drunkin’est holidays of the year, someone with a better sense of humor will grab the switch from him and spank him in front of the party. Then repeatedly assault him by slamming the plastic baby against his head.
I know humor is totally subjective, but you have to agree that watching this guy get beaten with props from his own Adrian Peterson costume would be hilarious. Alanis Morissette would call it irony, and it would be terrific.
Don’t ya think?