Can Anyone Explain Why Jessica Alba is Golfing with John Daly? (Video)
I didn’t know that Jessica Alba was a golfer. I guess the fact that she IS a golfer led her to the Mission Hills Pro-Am in China. And her involvement in the Mission Hills Pro-Am in China led to her being paired with everyone’s favorite golfer, John Daly.
As one would expect, Jessica Alba looked really, really good golfing, and John Daly…looked like John Daly golfing. Fortunately for all involved, Jessica Alba’s stomach was revealed after every golf swing, and John Daly’s stomach was kept from public sight using armed guards, duct tape, flash-bang grenades, and the world’s largest set of Spanxx.
Here’s Jessica Alba surreptitiously filming the talented Mr. Daly:
And here’s Jessica Alba and her stomach winning our hearts:
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Maybe they’re having an affair, and they went all the way to China to hide it from the public eye. And then Jessica Alba posted about it on Instagram…
No. That can’t be right.