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When the Browns selected Johnny Manziel with the 22nd pick of the 2014 NFL Draft, Cleveland fans had visions of Johnny Football running around in circles on the field, throwing touchdown passes and doing his little money sign, all while leading the Browns to gridiron glory. (Well, gridiron respectability, anyway.)
Unfortunately, it hasn’t quite worked out that way. So far, everyone else has been doing the Manziel money sign, and it’s Brian Hoyer who has led the Browns to gridiron respectability. Meanwhile, fans are left watching Johnny Football dancing on the Browns sidelines in an attempt to stay warm.
Don’t get me wrong. Johnny Football’s sideline dancing has considerably more swagger than your average NFL backup quarterback’s sideline dancing. But that doesn’t change the fact that he’s not getting in the games.
Take a look:
Luckily for you I’m fluent in Johnny Football body language. That little shimmy roughly translates to, “Hey there gurrl, whatchu doin after the game?”