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by: Penn Collins On  Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love

In case you were wondering why Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love and the rest of the Cavs are struggling a little bit out of the gate, it’s probably because they’re all drug-smoking criminals. Or that’s the conclusion your grandpa could jump to after seeing the colorful handshake that Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love share.

Set aside a bit of time for this video, because the handshake takes about 30 minutes with all the steps that it entails. But the payoff is worth it.

If I may put my “crusty old-timer” hat back on for a moment…

If they had time to work out that terrific handshake (and it is terrific), then maybe they had some time to do some rebounding drills, or work on outlet passes? I mean, Love is doing well on the glass, but there’s always time for a few more box-out exercises with a player-coach at 6 PM on an off day, right?

Here’s the “handshake”:

That’s a handshake the same way a Broadway performance of Cats was a handshake. Which is to say, this is performance art.

Maybe they need marijuana to win. Or to show up. In any event, the fact that this is such a brazen display and glorification of drug use is pretty damn funny and awesome. Four thumbs up.