Why an entire list of sports depantsing GIFs? Because we want all the Alabama fans who upset about “pantsgate” to understand something. Namely, we want them to understand that an inadvertent rear end exposure isn’t something about which we should be embarrassed or angry. It is something to be celebrated. Because, dammit, butts are funny.
What the hell is pantsgate, you ask? Well you see, last weekend during the LSU-Alabama game, Tigers tight end Logan Stokes accidentally (partially) depantsed Crimson Tide linebacker Reggie Ragland while trying to pull him off a pileup. And after the game, a lot of Alabama fans were upset about it. Like, death threat upset. Stokes actually had to delete his Twitter account.
But nobody needs to be upset about anything. Because like I said, butts are hilarious. And we’ve created this list of sports depantsing GIFs to prove it.
Enjoy, everybody! (But mostly you, Alabama.)
I feel bad for you, Tyson Jackson. I really do. But that's why you wear a belt, man.
22. Full Moon Over Kansas City
"Seriously, mate, let go of my ass."
21. Angry Aussie Depantsing Victim
...and then Piers Morgan punched Harry Styles in the face, and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed.
20. Harry Styles Depantses Piers Morgan
If didn't know this was part of the show I'd call it a sex crime. Either way it's still really weird.
19. Rick Rude Treated Rudely
Important life lesson: always wear nice underwear. You never know when you're going to be in a car accident...or when you're going to randomly hook up with somebody...or when your friend will come up to you in the gym and pull your sweatpants down while you're using the elliptical machine.
18. Workout Ambush
Just so you know, this was before a friendly, and Wesley Sneijder and Sulley Muntari are buddies from their days playing together with Inter Milan.
17. Sneijder Depantsing Muntari
In rugby, you gotta grab anything you can to bring guys down. ANYTHING...except genitals. That's just mean.
16. Classic Rugby Shorts Tackle
Here's the depantsing that inspired the list. According to LSU's Logan Stokes, he was just trying to pull Reggie Ragland away from the pile and he didn't realize Ragland wasn't wearing a belt.
Haha, wear smaller shorts, kid.
14. Neymar Depantsed
It's a good thing former Drexel Dragon Daryl McCoy wasn't wearing his Thomas the Tank Engine briefs that day.
13. Daryl McCoy Depantsed
The best part about this one is obviously the victim's reaction. He's just like, dude, what?
12. Argument: Settled
This was from a charity game, of course, so I'm sure they had this whole thing all planned out.
11. Referee Depantsing
Good thing ol' Kurt Zouma still had his shorts on.
10. Celebratory Depantsing
Dude, what is up with that? Did you run out of clean drawers and borrow a pair from your wife?
9. Sexy Bikini Brief Depantsing
I know it looks embarrassing. But this guy is actually pretty lucky. Getting stripped naked by a raging bull in front of hundreds of onlookers is a LOT better than getting gored up the ass on front of hundreds of onlookers.
That's right, bro. You run. Get the hell out of there as fast as you possibly can, cancel your gym membership, and never go back.
6. Treadmill Fail
What's great about this is that, seeing as how wrestling matches are staged, all parties involved had to sign off on this before hand. So they're all sitting around, brainstorming, and somebody says, "hey Steve, how about Bill here rips off your pants to reveal that you're wearing a tiny little g-string?" And Steve says, "dude, that's a great idea!"
5. Interesting Finishing Move
Not so easy to score with your pants around your ankles, is it buddy?
4. That's a Penalty Shot!
I think the guy in blue just really wanted to see #11's butt.
3. Intentional Rugby Panting
Depantsing: it's just one of the veteran Troy Polamalu's signature moves.
2. Polamalu Depantses Murray
The Diva in Pink is Rosa Mendes. The Diva pulling Rosa's pants down is Layla.
Let's slow it down and zoom in a bit...
1a. Diva Depantsing, Part 1
Some people call this a "wardrobe malfunction," but I don't. Seems to me Rosa's wardrobe is functioning exactly as it was intended. After all, this was a pay-per-view event. I have a feeling that, if this little exposure wasn't planned, it was certainly encouraged.
I mean, what did Layla think was going to happen if she grabbed Rosa by the top of her lycra underpants?