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21 Most Majestic Sports Unibrows of All Time

by: Esteban On  Monday, December 8, 2014
Tags:  Anthony Davis   MLB   NBA   NFL   NHL   Unibrow  

sports unibrows

Some people make fun of sports unibrows. However, I celebrate them, because it’s obvious that they give magical sports powers to the athletes upon whose faces they reside.

Just look at Anthony Davis, who is having an MVP-calibre season. His success is obviously not just a fortunate combination of genetics and hard work. He would be nothing without that bird-like unibrow soaring majestically on his forehead. It’s the source of all his powers, just like Samson’s hair was the source of all his powers. The New Orleans Pelicans are just praying Davis doesn’t meet a Delilah who makes him wax that thing.

That said, Davis isn’t the only athlete who gets all his power from a unibrow. And to prove it, today we present to you the 21 most majestic sports unibrows of all time. Please, enjoy.

 

sports unibrows

Some people make fun of sports unibrows. However, I celebrate them, because it’s obvious that they give magical sports powers to the athletes upon whose faces they reside.

Just look at Anthony Davis, who is having an MVP-calibre season. His success is obviously not just a fortunate combination of genetics and hard work. He would be nothing without that bird-like unibrow soaring majestically on his forehead. It’s the source of all his powers, just like Samson’s hair was the source of all his powers. The New Orleans Pelicans are just praying Davis doesn’t meet a Delilah who makes him wax that thing.

That said, Davis isn’t the only athlete who gets all his power from a unibrow. And to prove it, today we present to you the 21 most majestic sports unibrows of all time. Please, enjoy.

 

21 joe flacco unibrow - sports unibrowsc

These days Ravens QB Joe Flacco maintains both a left and a right eyebrow. However, back in the day, before he met his wife, Dana, he kept things au naturale. And obviously, it was this that convinced the Ravens to draft a relatively unknown guy out of Delaware with the 18th overall pick in 2008.

 

21. Joe Flacco

21 joe flacco unibrow - sports unibrowsc

These days Ravens QB Joe Flacco maintains both a left and a right eyebrow. However, back in the day, before he met his wife, Dana, he kept things au naturale. And obviously, it was this that convinced the Ravens to draft a relatively unknown guy out of Delaware with the 18th overall pick in 2008.

 

20 alex ovechkin unibrow - sports unibrows

Clearly, Alex Ovechkin is letting some things slide since breaking things off with Maria Kirilenko. Pretty typical after big breakups, really.

 

20. Alexander Ovechkin

20 alex ovechkin unibrow - sports unibrows

Clearly, Alex Ovechkin is letting some things slide since breaking things off with Maria Kirilenko. Pretty typical after big breakups, really.

 

19 maroune fellaini unibrow - sports unibrows

This Belgian soccer star’s giant fro often obscures that fact that he has a pretty fierce unibrow. Personally, I’d like to see him go back to cornrows.

 

19. Maroune Fellaini

19 maroune fellaini unibrow - sports unibrows

This Belgian soccer star’s giant fro often obscures that fact that he has a pretty fierce unibrow. Personally, I’d like to see him go back to cornrows.

 

18 miguel indurain unibrow - sports unibrows

Spanish cycling legend Miguel Indurain didn’t need PEDs to win the Tour de France five times in a row from 1991 to 1995. He just needed his unibrow.

Of course, he probably used Rogaine to get the unibrow, so…

 

18. Miguel Indurain

18 miguel indurain unibrow - sports unibrows

Spanish cycling legend Miguel Indurain didn’t need PEDs to win the Tour de France five times in a row from 1991 to 1995. He just needed his unibrow.

Of course, he probably used Rogaine to get the unibrow, so…

 

17 miroslav satan unibrow - sports unibrows

Retired Slovakian NHLer Miroslav Satan occasionally let the UB get the best of his forehead, and when he did he looked downright menacing.

 

17. Miroslav Satan

17 miroslav satan unibrow - sports unibrows

Retired Slovakian NHLer Miroslav Satan occasionally let the UB get the best of his forehead, and when he did he looked downright menacing.

 

16 roman chechmanek unibrow - sports unibrows

Retired Czech goalie Roman Chechmanek may not have been a superstar, but that’s just as well. It would have been a shame to have that gorgeous unibrow always covered up by a stupid helmet.

 

16. Roman Chechmanek

16 roman chechmanek unibrow - sports unibrows

Retired Czech goalie Roman Chechmanek may not have been a superstar, but that’s just as well. It would have been a shame to have that gorgeous unibrow always covered up by a stupid helmet.

 

15 bobby holik unibrow - sports unibrows

Bobby Holik didn’t have the thickest unibrow, but it had a certain je ne sais quoi.

 

15. Bobby Holik

15 bobby holik unibrow - sports unibrows

Bobby Holik didn’t have the thickest unibrow, but it had a certain je ne sais quoi.

 

14 sebastian areau unibrow - sports unibrows

As you can see, Uruguayan soccer player Sebastian Abreu doesn’t just have an extra furry brow. He’s also got some pretty creepy chompers that probably haven’t seen a dentist in a while.

 

14. Sebatian Abreu

14 sebastian areau unibrow - sports unibrows

As you can see, Uruguayan soccer player Sebastian Abreu doesn’t just have an extra furry brow. He’s also got some pretty creepy chompers that probably haven’t seen a dentist in a while.

 

13 warren brusstar unibrow - sports unibrows

Thank you, Warren Brusstar, for this wonderul unibrow card.

 

13. Warren Brusstar

13 warren brusstar unibrow - sports unibrows

Thank you, Warren Brusstar, for this wonderul unibrow card.

 

12 carlos tevez unibrow - sports unibrows

Argentina’s Carlos Tevez (Juventus) might just be the most talented unibrow in sports today.

 

12. Carlos Teves

12 carlos tevez unibrow - sports unibrows

Argentina’s Carlos Tevez (Juventus) might just be the most talented unibrow in sports today.

 

11 sammy stewart unibrow (cleveland indians) - sports unibrows

I’m pretty sure former MLB pitcher Sammy Stewart only grew the mustache to balance things out. Nobody likes asymmetry.

 

11. Sammy Stewart

11 sammy stewart unibrow (cleveland indians) - sports unibrows

I’m pretty sure former MLB pitcher Sammy Stewart only grew the mustache to balance things out. Nobody likes asymmetry.

 

Bill Buckner

Everybody knows about the ball that went through Buckner’s legs during Game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Not many people know that he also had an elite unibrow unmatched in its era.

 

10. Bill Buckner

Bill Buckner

Everybody knows about the ball that went through Buckner’s legs during Game 6 of the 1986 World Series. Not many people know that he also had an elite unibrow unmatched in its era.

 

9 stan javier unibrow (athletics) - sports unibrows

Stan Javier was never a real star in the big leagues. However, he had some solid seasons as a pinch hitter, and GMs adored his unibrow. So he always found work.

 

9. Stan Javier

9 stan javier unibrow (athletics) - sports unibrows

Stan Javier was never a real star in the big leagues. However, he had some solid seasons as a pinch hitter, and GMs adored his unibrow. So he always found work.

 

8 andy etchebarren unibrow (orioles) - sports unibrows

As you can probably tell, we’re getting to the real unibrow heavyweight now.

Andy Etchebarren here only had 49 career home runs. However, he would have had none if he didn’t have that unibrow intimidating pitchers.

 

8. Andy Etchebarren

8 andy etchebarren unibrow (orioles) - sports unibrows

As you can probably tell, we’re getting to the real unibrow heavyweight now.

Andy Etchebarren here only had 49 career home runs. However, he would have had none if he didn’t have that unibrow intimidating pitchers.

 

7 ramon rivas unibrow (boston celtics) - sports unibrows

What a look, huh? It’s like Ramon Rivas was said, “Guys, how can I look even more skeezy than I already do” and his friends said, “Grow a mustache, Ramon.”

 

7. Ramon Rivas

7 ramon rivas unibrow (boston celtics) - sports unibrows

What a look, huh? It’s like Ramon Rivas was said, “Guys, how can I look even more skeezy than I already do” and his friends said, “Grow a mustache, Ramon.”

 

6 jose bosingwa unibrow (chelsea) - sports unibrows

Jose here is Portuguese and plays in Turkey, where they’ve accepted him as one of their own thanks to that thick, lucious unibrow.

Seriously, that thing would chew up your silly little Gillette Fusion.

 

6. Jose Bosingwa

6 jose bosingwa unibrow (chelsea) - sports unibrows

Jose here is Portuguese and plays in Turkey, where they’ve accepted him as one of their own thanks to that thick, lucious unibrow.

Seriously, that thing would chew up your silly little Gillette Fusion.

 

5 emanuel mayben unibrow - sports unibrows

The basketball career of Binghampton U’s Emanuel Mayben got cut short when he was arrested for selling cocaine back in 2009.

Such a sad waste of a unibrow.

 

5. Emanuel Mayben

5 emanuel mayben unibrow - sports unibrows

The basketball career of Binghampton U’s Emanuel Mayben got cut short when he was arrested for selling cocaine back in 2009.

Such a sad waste of a unibrow.

 

4 nery castillo unibrow - sports unibrows

It’s not just the thickness that makes Nery Castillo’s unibrow special. It’s the shape. The Mexican soccer player looks perpetually angry.

 

4. Nery Castillo

4 nery castillo unibrow - sports unibrows

It’s not just the thickness that makes Nery Castillo’s unibrow special. It’s the shape. The Mexican soccer player looks perpetually angry.

 

3 wally moon unibrow (cardinals) - sports unibrows

Wally Moon was a great ballplayer for the St. Louis Cardinals and Los Angeles Dodgers back in the 50s and 60s. He also has one of the few unibrows in recorded history that is actually bushier in the middle than on the wings. Truly remarkable!

 

3. Wally Moon

3 wally moon unibrow (cardinals) - sports unibrows

Wally Moon was a great ballplayer for the St. Louis Cardinals and Los Angeles Dodgers back in the 50s and 60s. He also has one of the few unibrows in recorded history that is actually bushier in the middle than on the wings. Truly remarkable!

 

2 anthony davis unibrow - sports unibrows

Coming in at number two we have the greatest unibrow in the NBA today, Anthony Davis. He believes he can fly, because his majestic unibrow told him he could.

 

2. Anthony Davis

2 anthony davis unibrow - sports unibrows

Coming in at number two we have the greatest unibrow in the NBA today, Anthony Davis. He believes he can fly, because his majestic unibrow told him he could.

 

1 frank zupo unibrow (baltimore orioles) - sports unibrows

Frank Zupo had a short-lived major league career, playing just three seasons with the Baltimore Orioles in the late 50s and early 60s. However, he still managed to make the history books with the greatest sports unibrow of all time. So he had that going for him.

1. Frank Zupo

1 frank zupo unibrow (baltimore orioles) - sports unibrows

Frank Zupo had a short-lived major league career, playing just three seasons with the Baltimore Orioles in the late 50s and early 60s. However, he still managed to make the history books with the greatest sports unibrow of all time. So he had that going for him.



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