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Where The Hell Did Tiger Woods’ Tooth Go? Has Anyone Seen It? (Pic)

by: Penn Collins On  Monday, January 19, 2015
Tags:  Golf.com   Lindsey Vonn   Tiger Woods   Tooth   Tweet  

Tiger Woods' tooth

Since the unpleasantness a few years ago, no one’s probably going to be too concerned about what happened to Tiger Woods‘ tooth. I mean, this is a guy that was banging Waffle House waitresses (ok, “Outback hostesses”) throughout the American south, and we’ve all got bigger problems to deal with. But that doesn’t make it any less of a mystery.

Golf.com just shot this pic of Tiger Woods supporting his girlfriend Lindsey Vonn at a ski race in Italy. Tiger’s sort of dressed like a 14 year-old snowboarder, but whatever.

Here’s the Tweet:

However, most noticeable is a big black space where a tooth would be. Golf.com doesn’t mention it because Golf.com knows better than to veer off script when it comes to their moneymaker, Tiger Woods. But Tiger doesn’t do jack for us, so we’ll ask:

HAS ANYONE SEEN TIGER WOODS’ TOOTH? AT THE VERY LEAST, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?

Tiger’s had a rough go of it last year, failing to make cuts, and puking everywhere. So maybe during that dark period he got in a fight with a hobo or something.

I’m offering a bounty of $50 to anyone who finds Tigers Woods’ tooth and sends it to me. Let the toothhunt begin!

 

 



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