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So I guess everyone’s going to start saying, “I’m just here so I won’t get fined,” the line made famous by Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch during his Super Bowl Media Day press conference.
It was great when Katy Perry and Nuggets coach Brian Shaw used it, and it was still pretty funny when used earlier today by Tiger Woods, who had just missed the cut at the Phoenix Open after shooting a career-worst 82 in the second round.
He may have lost his golf game, but Tiger Woods’ sense of humor appears to be firmly in tact. Check it out:
“I’m just doing this so I don’t get fined”? He didn’t even get the line right!
I’ll give you people two more days, but let’s all agree to let it go after the Super Bowl. Okay?