Do Marshawn Lynch Quotes Work As Pickup Lines? (Video)
If you need Marshawn Lynch quotes to help you get women, it makes me question both your approach and the caliber of woman you might be seeking. But that’s not the most important part. The most important thing about using Marshawn Lynch quotes to pick up women is, “Does it work?”
You wouldn’t think so. But then again, you wouldn’t think any pickup lines work, so who the hell knows with women?
The success rate seems to be about 20% or so, based on this sampling. I’ll admit, that seems pretty high when speaking to girls only in Marshawn Lynch quotes, but I guess that at least you know what you’re going to say, so if you can really sell the lines, you’re in business.
Watch the aspiring pickup artist fumble his way through these lines: