Adorable Slapshot Baby Is Way Better at Hockey Than You (Video)
If you’re looking for a story you can forward to your mom, you’ve come to the right place. Please, allow me to introduce you to adorable slapshot baby. We don’t know who he is, and we don’t know where he’s from—though let’s be honest, it’s probably Canada. What we do know, according to the YouTube description, is that he is one year old.
Is it possible that slapshot baby is older than that? That he’s pulling a Danny Almonte, forging government documents and pretending to be younger than he is? Sure. But he’s definitely under two, and he’s still got a better slapshot than me. So I’m still impressed.
Take a look:
If the NHL operated like European soccer leagues, one of the big clubs would already have this kid signed to a contract.
As it is, slapshot baby and his parents will have to wait another 17 years before they see a dime.