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Timofey Mozgov will probably never be a spokesperson for Nike, adidas, Gatorade, Under Armour, or any other big company who is known to hire big-name athletes to big-money endorsement deals. But that doesn’t mean he’ll never get his very own commercial deal—which is exactly what happened, obviously.
The establishment who was kind enough to award the Cleveland Cavaliers center with an advertising spot is Brew Garden, a pub-style bar located in Middleburg Heights, Ohio.
At first it was nothing crazy. Just Mozgov in a backwards jersey (probably so we’d know who he was), swatting away the competitor’s food and struggling to act. Check it out:
Was that the best take they could find? Everything about it was awkward, especially when Timofey’s eyes start to veer off the screen while he’s reading the cue cards.
So how do you top that? Add Mozgov’s favorite busty blonde waitress into the mix!
Did any of you catch her name? Alice? It sounded like he said “Alice”….or “Hey Lisa.” Who the f*ck knows.
These commercials are absolutely horrible, which is probably a good thing because it has us talking about them. And any publicity is good publicity, right?
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]