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Curt Schilling Claims He’s “Not Pleasurable But Consistent” (Video)

by: Penn Collins On  Monday, April 6, 2015
Tags:  Cubs   Curt Schilling   Sex   Twitter  

Curt Schilling

Curt Schilling, master of the over-share, may have outdone himself last night as he was in the announcer’s box for the Cubs-Cards opening night game.

At some point (it’s best not to imagine how they got there) Curt Schilling offered up the following comment in regards to his sexual prowess: “Ask my wife. It’s consistent — not pleasurable, but consistent.”

Ok, then. Now we know that. We didn’t WANT to know that, but we do. And that’s good.

Here’s the clip. Caveat emptor:

Whoa! Crickets. If you want to hear what the total absence of sound is like, listen to that announcer’s booth right after Schilling’s comment. It takes a second or two of silence to process information about Curt Schilling’s sex life, so I don’t think they were being quiet to be rude.

Hat Tip – [Larry Brown Sports]