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The Nationals Presidents’ Race Featured a Vicious Bunny (Video)
If you’re a fan of awesome things, you’ll probably want to stick around for this. The Nationals, situated in the capital of the United States, have long conducted a race of mascots (I guess) dressed up as former presidents. Cute enough. However, this year they introduced a foreign body into the race, and all hell broke loose. It was terrific.
That foreign body was the Easter Bunny, and after this year’s opening day Presidents’ race, they may want to get him tested for rabies or tetanus or…something. Because that bunny went ballistic.
Here’s the tape:
Teddy Roosevelt: Speak softly and carry a bi-
Easter Bunny: F*CK YOU! (BODY SLAM)
That’s my re-enactment. I’m pretty happy with it.
I guess this means that the Easter Bunny is our president now. ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER.