This Hilarious A-Rod Dance Will Bring Joy to Your Cold Heart (GIF)
Alex Rodriguez is having an improbably good season. The guy is 39-year-old and coming off a one-year ban for taking and lying about taking performance enhancing drugs, but somehow he is on pace to hit .282/.373/.541 with 34 home runs and 84 runs batted in. As a result, fickle Yankees fans—who last year at this time were busy feting Deter Jeter, the anti A-Rod—are now fully behind the embattled slugger.
This is not how things were supposed to go. A-Rod was supposed to be a shell of his former self this year. He was supposed to crumble before our very eyes and limp away from the game in shame, dragging the Yankees to the cellar on his way out. But not only does he not suck, and not only is he not a high-price noose around the Bronx Bombers’ neck. The guy also somehow got classier, learning how not to be a douche during interviews.
It’s all been pretty disheartening for those of us who hate the Yankees, which is pretty much everyone outside New York. However, there is a little bit of good news. A-Rod has not completely abandoned his wiener ways. There are still occasional moments of pure joy, like this A-Rod dance from last night’s Mariners-Yankees game:
Daaaamn, drop it low, girl!
Hat Tip – [Bro Bible]