Here’s Today’s Edition of “Giancarlo Stanton Hits Monster Home Run” (Video)
OUCH! Alcides Escobar Takes a Grounder Right to the Junk (GIF)
They say that the key to fielding a grounder is to keep your eyes on the ball. That’s a good start, but that’s not the only thing that you need to do to make a play and keep yourself out of harm’s way. Just look at Alcides Escobar as a ground ball gets all up in his business as he tries to make a play.
You see, you also have to put your glove between the ball and your body. Because if you don’t…
this can’t feel good–like, at all pic.twitter.com/O4oqU9IR71
— Jose Rivera (@notjoserivera) June 25, 2015
…footage of your crushed genitals will go viral.
Two days ago, he was making headlines for racking up three hits in a win. Today it’s this. Life is full of surprises.
Don’t worry, folks. He’s fine!
(I actually don’t have the slightest idea if he’s fine or not. I just have this GIF. Apparently, people are more interested in sharing this Alcides Escobar moment of agony than they are apprising the world of his health. Figures.)