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OUCH! Alcides Escobar Takes a Grounder Right to the Junk (GIF)

by: Penn Collins On  Thursday, June 25, 2015
Tags:  Alcides Escobar   Grounder   Junk   Royals  

Alcides Escobar

They say that the key to fielding a grounder is to keep your eyes on the ball. That’s a good start, but that’s not the only thing that you need to do to make a play and keep yourself out of harm’s way. Just look at Alcides Escobar as a ground ball gets all up in his business as he tries to make a play.

You see, you also have to put your glove between the ball and your body. Because if you don’t…

…footage of your crushed genitals will go viral.

Two days ago, he was making headlines for racking up three hits in a win. Today it’s this. Life is full of surprises.

Don’t worry, folks. He’s fine!

(I actually don’t have the slightest idea if he’s fine or not. I just have this GIF. Apparently, people are more interested in sharing this Alcides Escobar moment of agony than they are apprising the world of his health. Figures.)