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Do you live in Philadelphia? Would you be interested in attending an ultra-exclusive party thrown by former Eagles running back LeSean McCoy on Sunday, July 26? Well good news. All you have to do is email [email protected] to request an invite.
Of course, there is a catch. You have to be 21+, female, and hot. And you have to send them links to your social media accounts. And you have to sign a confidentiality agreement. So you might be expected to get partially nude and have sexual relations with one or more males. Or possibly star in a rap video. Or both.
But if you meet all those requirements, you can probably get an invite.
The LeSean McCoy party was announced on Instagram this week:
This is a real thing that it happening, though. We know this because somebody who actually RSVPed posted the response with all the requirements on Twitter:
— AMG (@UnionAMG) July 23, 2015
Maybe LeSean McCoy should just go on Craigslist and be straightforward. “Rich football player looking for discreet hot chicks who are dtf.” Ditch the pretense, you know?
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]